Blame Canada

Sheila:  Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon:  Should we blame the government?
Liane:  Or blame society?
Dads:  Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila:  No, blame Canada
Everyone:  Blame Canada
Sheila:  With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
Everyone:  Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila:  We need to form a full assault
Everyone:  It's Canadas fault!
Sharon:  Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane:  And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila:  Well, blame Canada
Everyone:  Blame Canada
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone:  Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Some Guy:  There not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick:  My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone:  Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila:  Heck no!
Everyone:  Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila:  With all their hockey hubbabaloo
Liane:  And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone:  Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus