"Kyle's mom is a Bitch" by Eric Cartman

WELLLLLLLLLLL........
Kyle's mom is a bitch, She's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole-wide world! 
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch. 
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls. 
Monday she's a bitch, On Tuesday she's a bitch. 
And Wednesdays and Saturdays she's a bitch. 
Then on Sundays, just to be different, She's the super kingamayamaya biyatch ! 
Have you ever met my friend, Kyle's mom ? 
She's the biggest bitch in the whole-wide world. 
She's a mean ol' bitch, and she has a stupid head. 
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch 'Cause she's a stupid bitch... 
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she is a dirty bitch ! 
Kyle's mom, is a biiiiiiiiiiitcha !